Topsy-turvy suite. Bach goes to town ; Soldier's minuet ; Undertaker's toccata -- The music goes 'round and around -- Ghost rhapsody -- The lost chord -- Blues in the night -- Opera presentation of "South of the border" -- A sultry day in New York -- The shortest Wagnerian opera -- Mozart matriculates -- Three little fishes -- Hazy and blue -- As Brünnhilde's battle cry might by sung by an American crooner -- Mendelssohn mows 'em down -- Phonograph record, player piano and Carmen Lombardo -- Body and soul -- Vocal impressions : Russian basso and English ballad singer -- Grieg's in the groove -- And the Angels sing -- Tea for two -- Mary had a little lamb -- Star dust -- Man with new radio.