HMS Pinafore. We sail the ocean blue ; My gallant crew, good morning ; Never mind the why and wherefore -- The pirates of Penzance. Oh, better far to live and die ; Oh, sisters deaf to pity's name ... Poor wand'ring one ; When a felon's not engaged in his employment ; With cat-like tred -- Iolanthe. Loudly let the trumpet bray ; If you go in ; If we're weak enough to tarry -- The Mikado. A wand'ring minstrel I ; Behold the Lord High Executioner ; As some day it might happen ; Three little maids from school ; The sun whose rays are all ablaze ; Here's how-de-do ; A more humane Mikado ; On a tree by a river (Willow, tit willow) -- Patience. The soldiers of the Queen ; A magnet hung in a hardware shop -- The goldoliers. When a merry maiden marries ; Take a pair of sparkling eyes.