How can 59 million people be so dumb -- Bush is bad intro -- Bush is bad -- New hope for the fabulously wealthy -- Das Busch ist schlecht -- Good conservative values I -- Gay agenda -- I may be gay (But I'm no lesbian) -- I'm losing you, Karl -- Love song of W. Mark Felt -- John Bolton has feelings too -- Crazy Ann Coulter -- Lying liars -- Survivor: Beltway scumbag edition -- "I" word -- Get real -- Inauguration was marvelous -- Good conservative values II -- Culture of life -- Beaten by a dead man -- Sure you betcha, Georgie -- In his own words -- On our way -- Good conservative values III (Encore).