The Avenue Q theme -- What do you do with a B.A. in English? -- It sucks to be me -- If you were gay -- Purpose -- Everyone's a little bit racist -- The Internet is for porn -- Mix tape -- I'm not wearing underwear today -- Special -- You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're makin' love) -- Fantasies come true -- My girlfriend, who lives in Canada -- There's a fine, fine line -- There is life outside your apartment -- The more you ruv someone -- Schadenfreude -- I wish I could go back to college -- The money song -- School for monsters/The money song : reprise -- There's a fine, fine line : reprise ; What do you do with a B.A. in English? : reprise -- For now.