Introduction -- Beginning -- Romance -- Kissing -- Importance of getting naked -- On the penis -- Semen confidential -- Fun with a foreskin -- Hypospadias -- Balls, balls, balls -- Prostate & male pelvic underground -- What's inside a girl -- Population in the trillions -- Hymen -- Nipples, nipples, nipples -- Ultimate tenderness -- Orgasms, sunsets & hand grenades -- Orgasm talk -- Consent -- Zen of finger fucking -- Handjobs - different strokes for different blokes -- Doing yourself in your partner's presence -- Oral sex -- vulvas & honey pots -- Oral sex - popsicles & penises -- Condoms - for the ride of your life -- Concerns about sex lube -- Horizontal jogging - intercourse -- Surfing the crimson wave -- Playing with yourself -- Oscillator, generator, vibrator, dildo -- Up your bum - anal sex -- Sex fantasies -- Fairy pornmother -- Porndoggie's dirty dozen -- When women watch porn -- How the Internet killed the plumber in porn -- Bye bye v-card -- losing your virginity -- Sex when you move back home -- Sex with a co-worker -- Casual sex -- Threesomes -- Double penetration -- Between vanilla and kink -- Kinky corner - spanking and more -- Sexual orientation -- Premature ejaculation: when your penis has ADHD -- Delayed ejaculation -- Dead wood. Boner down! -- Damn that hurts - when sex is painful -- Pill, your sex drive & depression -- Good sex after bad - rape & abuse -- God, sex and goodbye! -- Free chapters at Guide2Getting.com -- Index.