Conform to confound -- Razing hopes -- Hidden messages in songs -- A blessed book curse -- Listen for a counterexample -- Schopenhauer's intelligence test -- A knucklehead on my premises -- The Tversky intelligence test -- A matter of life and death -- The identity of indiscernibles -- Indiscernible pills -- Telling a clover from a plover -- The emotional range of logicians -- A pebble from the Baths of Caracalla -- Assassination proof -- How to succeed your successor -- Not all logicians are saints -- Lewis Carroll's peek at Meno's slave boy -- The elderly scientist -- More proof! -- Emily Dickinson's hummingbird -- Plato's packing problem -- Telepathy for the absent-minded -- Order of absence versus absence of order -- Neglect of the absent -- Child proof -- Wittgenstein's parallelograms -- Knowing the area of a parallelogram -- Freud versus the dreaming logicians -- Do butterflies dream? -- Descartes's disappearance -- The most fairly distributed good -- Fairness framed -- Towards a fairer share of dishwashing -- What the dishwasher missed -- Developmental self-defeat -- Random quiz -- Enforcing Gresham's Law -- Gresham's Law of Numbers -- Laziest Reductio -- Imaginary travel companions -- The Twin Cities race -- Fugu for two -- Deducing names -- Richard Feynman is inconsistent -- Galbraith's cow -- Logical names for babies -- Being relatively ill-named -- Roman resemblance humour -- The prison-house of language -- Bilingual humour -- The Pierre puzzle and implicit racism -- Capital pronunciation -- Logically perfect language -- Eyebrow punctuation -- Kierkegaard's 1 AU dash -- Putting out your second eye -- A pyramid schema -- The eighteenth camel -- The negation test for nonsense -- Shifty O's -- A plenum of palindromes for Lewis Carroll -- Pining for the impossible -- Anything is possible? -- Half full or half empty? -- The scientific drinker -- Is Akrasia crazy? -- A cure for incontinence! -- Lewis Carroll's pig puzzles -- A round trip from small to large -- Partway down the slippery slope -- Contrapositive thinking -- Queer quantities -- New Zealand's Arthur Prior -- Most remote capital city -- The logic of 'Australia" -- Predicting your predictor -- The freedom of a coin toss -- Wittgenstein on ice -- The unbearable lightness of logical conclusions -- Impossible crimes -- Double belief --- The evil of doing the impossible -- Identity theft -- Infinite chess -- Infinite two-minute debate -- Indian debate tournament -- Winning by losing -- Minimising selfishness -- Lawrence of Arabia collars a leopard -- A bridge without pillars -- Advice from Shih Teng -- Thales' shady measurement of pyramids -- The cowpox transmission problem -- Kant's gloves -- An antipodal algorithm -- The invisibility of function words -- Necessary waste -- The art of the counterexample -- The philosophy of scale effects -- Humble exercise -- Philosophy for the eye -- Synthetic a priori lies -- Passive a priori deception -- Crete revisited -- Less lucky the second time? -- Professor ignorance -- Nothing is written in stone -- Self-fulfilling, self-defeating prophecies -- The philosopher's petition -- Napoleon's meta-discovery -- Handicaps on deduction -- Logical insults -- Logical humility -- Blasphemous tautologies -- Generality jokes and consistency proofs -- To be and not to be -- Lobster logic -- The triple contract -- Voltaire's big bet -- Biblical counting -- Russell's slip of the pen -- The first female philosopher? -- Is a burrito and sandwich? -- Second place -- The drachma's defect -- Illogical coin collecting -- The centime and the bottle imp -- A meeting of minds -- Deadliest Gettier case -- Premature explanatory satiation -- Upside-down charity -- Does charity apply to group beliefs? -- The population of Lake Wobegon -- Following the argument -- The earliest unexpected class inspection -- A foolproof guessing game -- Predicting your death date -- The oldest mosque -- The referee's dilemma -- The worst pair of referee reports -- A terrible tautology? -- Quantifier mottos -- The Chinese music box -- Christmas Eve 364 -- Putting parody into practice -- Hoax proof -- Penny wise -- Plato's punning riddle -- Chess puzzle puzzle -- The spy's riddle -- Why one is the loneliest number -- The moment of truth -- Preventing prevarication -- Argument and Oscar Wilde's "The Decay of Lying" -- Ethics of supposition -- Behaviourism for eggs -- The egg came before the chicken -- The egg came before the ellipse -- Martin Gardner's touching problem -- Indiscernible harm -- Book review of A Million Random Digits -- An unjust but fair obituary -- Reflective truth tables -- The bikini palindrome -- Family resemblance for primates -- Minimal resemblance -- Brother-in-law resemblance -- Tolstoy's syllogism -- Woody Allen's death wish -- Checkmate in aleph-nought -- A memory lapse -- The penultimate state -- Fame as the forgotten philosopher -- The answers.