Introduction -- Brian song -- The wise men at the manger -- Brian song (cont) -- Sermon on the Mount (Big nose) -- Stone salesman -- Stoning -- Ex-leper -- You mean you were raped? (Nortius Maximus) -- Revolutionaries in the amphitheatre (Loretta) -- Romans go home -- What have the Romans ever done for us? -- Ben -- Brian before Pilate (Throw him to the floor) -- Prophets -- Beard salesman -- Brian's prophecy -- The hermit -- He's not the messiah -- He's a very naughty boy -- Pilate sentences Brian -- Nisus Wettus -- Pilate with the crowd (Welease Wodger) -- Nisus Wettus with the gaolers -- Release Brian -- Not so bad once you're up -- Revs salute Brian -- Cheeky is released -- Mandy to her son -- Look on the bright side of life (All things dull and ugly).